The Nerve #1 - RIP Lizard

I've been on the fence about starting a blog out of my own safety. Welcome to The Nerve. This blog is uncensored and tells you the real truth. Not what those puppets on the news do. They feed you LIES AND I WILL NOT BE SILENCED! I've barricaded myself inside the Nerve Centre and they are laying siege. i am calm. I don't know if this will be a daily or weekly thing because to be honest i'll probably forget about this shit for months.

In this edition of The Nerve is about a lizard that got MER DED! I am still in mourning. RIP Lizard and shout out to his family. 

The article reads: 

In a shocking turn of events that left residents of Greenfield Heights stunned, a tranquil afternoon turned chaotic with a shootout and an unexpected casualty—a lizard found dead at the scene. The incident began around 2:30 PM yesterday when gunfire erupted on Maple Street, a usually serene corner known for its friendly atmosphere. Witnesses reported hearing several loud bangs followed by shouting, prompting many to take cover in their homes. According to eyewitnesses who wished to remain anonymous, the shootout involved two individuals engaged in a heated altercation near a local convenience store. "It was like something out of a movie," remarked one resident, visibly shaken by the ordeal. "I saw two guys arguing, then suddenly shots were fired. It all happened so fast." Law enforcement arrived swiftly at the scene, cordoning off the area as they secured the premises. Amidst the chaos, officers made a peculiar discovery, a lizard, found lifeless amidst the commotion. Though authorities initially focused on the shootout, the unexplained death of the reptile puzzled both investigators and onlookers. "Situations like these are rare in our neighbourhood," stated Constable Rhe Tar Day Shun, who led the preliminary investigation. "We're looking into all possibilities, including whether the lizard's death is related to the shootout or a separate incident altogether." 

As the investigation continues, residents are grappling with the unusual juxtaposition of violence and the unexplained demise of a local lizard. "It's sad to think something like this could happen here," said longtime resident Mrs. Jenkins, shaking her head in disbelief. "We're a close-knit community; incidents like these shake us to the core." Authorities urge anyone with information regarding the shootout or the circumstances surrounding the lizard's death to come forward. Meanwhile, residents are reminded to remain vigilant and report any suspicious activity to the authorities." For now, Greenfield Heights remains on edge as the community processes the aftermath of yesterday's events. As more details emerge, the quest for answers continues in what has become a bewildering chapter in the neighbourhood's history.

I told one of my most trusted allies during these hard times, Rahims Dad. He then responded with "Reptile Dysfunction". Have some bloody decorum, a lizard has been murdered. This is no laughing matter! But don't you little bastard runts say, "MY ThOuGhTs AnD pRaYErs ArE WiTh tHeiR FamIlY". Because every time there's an international tragedy like this if it's a school shooting or a natural disaster or even Wallabies vs All Black 2022 Bledisoe Cup where we're up by 3 and all we have to do is kick the ball out to win. I watched that live and probably 1000 times afterwards. I SWEAR DOWN ON MY NANS GRAVE WHY DIDN'T BERNARD FOLEY THE SLIPPERY LITTLE BASTARD JUST KICK THE FUKIN BALL!!!! WE HAVE NO REASON TO STALL TIME WHEN THERE'S LESS THAN A MINUTE TO GO AND WE'RE UP BY 3 POINTS. WE HAVEN'T TOUCHED THAT CUP WITH OUR GREASY FINGERS SINCE 2002. Back to the point, do you know what thoughts and prayers actually mean to someone who just lost their family or house??? JACK DIDDLEY SQUAT!

That's it for this edition of The Nerve. Don't you little bastards expect much from me because i'm dead soon. Open your eyes, dont hide in attics and goodbye.