The Nerve #2 - Sausage Rolls are the best and if you dont agree you're a igorant slut
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to The Nerve. I think for now on i will start The Nerve with a fun fact you didn't know because it holds no significance whatsoever and you'll probably forget about it after you're done reading. Allodoxaphobia is the fear of other people’s opinions. So if you have that then why are you even here?! Fuck off. Anyway i wanna share an old family recipe. If you want an AUTHENTIC Sausage Roll and none of that pig swill they're trying to sell you at the supermarket, these are the steps into making the Sausage Roll of your dreams. YOU NEED ALL THESE INGREDIENTS OR THIS WON'T WORK! • Full Packet of Beef Mince. • Meat Loaf. • Mix the 2 ingredients together. • Blend the mix with your play-doh meat grinder. • Once done blending the mix, you will need 6 Spices. Chicken salt, pepper, garlic, smoked paprika, MasterFoods Italian herb blend, and ground nutmeg. • Once you have the spices, you want to add generous heaping's of each. • Five teaspoons...
